Monday, September 11, 2006
Adult Tail, Part II
WARNING! This posting is not for the faint of heart! Everything you are about to read is absolutely true! In order to present it in the most delicate way possible, it shall be done in the form of a multiple choice question! QUESTION: What was the worst thing we ever found in the adult section at our video store? A.) A fresh pile of human feces? B.) A used condom? C.) A teenaged boy masturbating in front of the male adult section? D.) All of the above? If you answered "D.) All of the above" then you were correct. At one time or another over 15 years all of those items were found in the adult section at our store. (The teenaged boy masturbating was actually at one of our other locations, but who's counting! By the way, they say he was using a bottle of shampoo for lubrication.) I apologize for the sleaziness of this posting, but as they often say ... the truth shall set you free!
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Shampoo?
I never understood the choice of shampoo as a lubricant. Wouldn't it itch, burn, and generally irritate sensitive penile skin? And unlike lotion, it is not absorbed easily into the skin, so it would require a cleaning up process far beyond what such a situation would normally require.
JN
I must take issue with the "human" part of the "human feces" event, as we never actually SAW the excretion in question taking place. It WAS large, it WAS fresh, and it was rather gruesomely blackish in hue, but human?...Maybe it's better we never really know. ORF (PS Don't forget vomit in the new release isle, urine in the children's section, and no small amount of flaky dead skin on the counter from a character previously mentioned in this blog)
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