Adult Tail!

Being a suburban video store one might think there would be a limit to what we could carry in the form of adult movies. Well, actually we had a pretty impressive selection of what one customer once referred to as, "cinema-erotique!" Male titles, bondage, amateur, soft x, you name your fetish and we had it! That is so I thought! One bright sunny morning (the usual time of day for porn customers to make their pilgrimage to our store) a nice Italian man in a wheelchair rented a few adult titles on VHS. As he began to leave I went ahead to open the door for him. As he rolled through I said my goodbyes, only to be asked a question from the departing man in the chair. "Younga Man!" he asked in a thick Italian accent! "Do you got any of the video anda' animal!" I was stunned! I think I knew what he was asking, but I played dumb and said.."Excuse me?" "Do you got any of da' video anda' animal? I know it's illegal, but do you got ..You know, where the girls hava' sex wit' da chickens and da' goat?"... He inquired. I was speechless. After a few awkward minutes I said a simple no and went back into the store. Needless to say it was the last time I held the door for him.